User:Strogonaut

The origins of Strogonaut are vague, confusing, and drenched in alcohol. Somehow, the Japanese phrase "Shō ga nai", which means "there is nothing that can be done..." that I was going to use as my new handle, got muddled, and the inebriated brains processed it as

"Strogonaut?!

YES!

You are the the Stroganoff Astronaut! That's an awesome handle - ok, from now on, you are Strogonaut! You can't fight it!"

They were right - you can't fight it...

So, I have gone from "there is nothing that can be done" to "one who travels in outer space with beef and noodles''"

Skills

Wordsmithing. (Not writing - I'm a horrible writer. the "P's" look like "K's", the "R's" look like "N's"...)

Researching.

Cooking.

Problem-solving.

Unconventional thinking.

Lockpicking.

Troubleshooting.

Networking.

Drink of Choice

unleaded: lemonade

Turbo charged: A Green Vesper. Three measures of Gordon's gin, one of vodka, half a measure of absinthe. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon or lime peel.

Currently Learning

Metasploit

Reverse Engineering

Exploit Development

Hobby of Choice

Chasing tornadoes. I have studied severe local storms, tornadic thunderstorms, atmospheric thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, and weather photography for the past 25 years.